Batteries Not Included
Interesting to ignorant, people are always entertaining.
Tuesday, October 5, 2010
Thursday, September 16, 2010
Wednesday, September 8, 2010
Tuesday, September 7, 2010
BEER
At my school, I am an elementary education major. Today in my elementary ed class we started talking about our lesson plans and indiana state education standards. The one I get to teach is about vowels and how different vowel combos can say different things (ex: Sky, high, bye...etc) We then talked about how there isn't much rhyme or reason behind certain words like how tear can be said 2 different ways. Then some girl was like "or why the word Beer has 2 e's". my teacher then goes "Cuz beer is good." all our questions were answered.
Friday, September 3, 2010
Thursday, September 2, 2010
Pangea?
I just stared at her.
Wednesday, September 1, 2010
Omegle 1
I love the site omegle.com. If you have never been there I suggest you try it. Pretty much you log on to it and choose whether you want video or text and it matches you up with a random stranger around the world for you to chat with. I have very good luck of getting interesting conversations. I will frequently post them when they are very funny or stupid. Here's the first one!
"You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: You awake to find yourself lying on the ground. You cant seem to remember how you got there. As you struggle to pull yourself to your feet, vague memories of a falling rock come to mind. Gingerly, you touch the back of your head. The congealed blood on your hand confirms the memory.
You: did i die?
Stranger: no
Stranger: Looking around, you notice that you are on the edge of a steep cliff. To the south, the road is blocked by a pile of boulders. To the west, an unclimbable cliff rises up above you. To the east, the ground drops sharply away to reveal a tree-lined valley, miles below. The road to the north is clear. What will you do?
You: is this like a choose ur own adventure thing?!
Stranger: yes, indeed
You: yaya ok lemme read it
You: what do u mean clear?
You: like nothing?
Stranger: yea
You: at all?
Stranger: nope
Stranger: just a road
You: ill take the east with the valley
Stranger: You stagger eastward. Examining the cliff wall to the west, you notice what appears to be a cave.
You: oooh a cave!
Stranger: will you enter it?
You: not without a flashlight.
Stranger: you have one in your backpack
You: when did i get a backpack?
Stranger: your backpack starts singing a song, naming everything in it
Stranger: backpack backpack backpack backpack
Stranger: im the backpack
Stranger: Loaded up with things and nick nacs too
You: this is a talented backpack.
Stranger: Anything that you might need I got inside for you.
Stranger: backpack backpack backpack backpack
Stranger: YEAH!
Stranger: it now stops singing and remains on your back
Stranger: now, do you enter the cave?
You: after taking out my flashlight sure
Stranger: You approach the cave and cautiously step inside. You can hear an odd noise.
You: is it a bear!?
You: do i have mace in my backpack?
You: my magical singing backpack?
Stranger: you have everything in there
Stranger: god, listen to the lyrics.
You: how am i still carrying it
You: haha
Stranger: its magic, dumbass.
Stranger: like mary poppin's bag
You: fuck yea.
You: ok continue
Stranger: you realise you have woken a hibernating bear. It is now a very awake, very hungry, very angry bear.
Stranger: The growling is getting louder. It is becoming a snarl.
You: i throw it a steak from my magical singing backpack of wonder
Stranger: it eats the steak and It is now even more angry
You: why? i gave him a steak. was it undercooked?
Stranger: overcooked, actually.
Stranger: he likes medium rare
You: well he should specify next time shouldnt he
Stranger: the bear takes a step towards you
Stranger: growling
You: i take out sleeping pills and stuff them in a medium rare steak
You: and serve it to him
Stranger: the bear eats the steak and falls asleep
You: yay!
Stranger: you realize the cave was a dead end
You: well that was a waste of time
Stranger: You make it back to the cliff path, but there are some disturbing noises coming from the direction of the cave. It might not be wise to hang around here.
You: run away!
Stranger: You head south, back to where you came from.
Stranger: You are on the edge of a steep cliff. To the south, the road is blocked by a pile of boulders. To the west, an unclimbable cliff rises up above you. To the east, the ground drops sharply away to reveal a tree-lined valley, miles below. The road to the north is blocked by the looming sillouhette of a very, very angry bear.
You: i would have headed west to get back to where i came from silly.
Stranger: i failed geography.
Stranger: :(
You: obviously
Stranger: >.<
You: why didnt i kill the bear while he was sleeping?
You: im sure i had a machete or something in my magical singing backpack of doom
Stranger: it wasnt necessary
Stranger: he's lazy and wont come back for you anyway
You: ok good
Stranger: which way will you go now
You: ok im gonna take the south
Stranger: you see a penny on the ground
You: is it heads up?
Stranger: yes
You: ill pick it up.
Stranger: you reach to pick it up, and fall off the cliff
Stranger: You are falling though the air
You: but i pull a parachute out of my magical backpack
Stranger: it catches the breeze and slows your descent.
You: and because the heads up penny gave me luck it opens.
Stranger: Suddenly, a gust of wind catches your parachute and blows you towards a branch that is jutting out conveniently from the nearby cliff.
Stranger: You find yourself hanging by the leg from the branch.
You: how far is the ground
Stranger: far.
Stranger: With a sinking feeling, you hear the wood in the branch start to creak under the weight of the bear and you.
Stranger: oops
Stranger: lmfao no bear ^.^
Stranger: bears asleep
Stranger: you fall off the branch
You: bears not asleep
You: he was blocking the north path
You: so he woke up angry
Stranger: no?
Stranger: that was a new bear
Stranger: get with the program.
You: oh
You: ok im sorry
Stranger: forgiven.
You: so im falling again
Stranger: yes
Stranger: but then,
Stranger: it turns out your narrarator was wrong
Stranger: the ground was only 2 metres
Stranger: :)
You: and the narrator also cant spell
Stranger: you fall safely to the ground
Stranger: i failed english too.
You: lol
Stranger: To the east, you notice a phone booth.
You: oh yay!
Stranger: you decide to enter the phone booth. Looking around, you see a grimy telephone with a change return slot.
You: i pull hand sanitizer out of my magic backpack
You: and enough for a phone call.
Stranger: who will you call?
You: ghostbusters!
Stranger: they dont pick up.
You: well they are useless
Stranger: i suppose so
You: i find more change?
Stranger: and?
You: i call 911
You: i hope they pick up...
Stranger: they pick up
You: oh good
Stranger: you explain your story.
Stranger: It’s not long before you hear the whirring of the approaching helicopter. It whisks you away to safety.
Stranger: Congratulations, you have finished the game. You scored 100 out of a possible 100.
You: yay! i feel successful
Stranger: you celebrate by partying with the helicopter pilot
Stranger: :) Thanks for playing
You: dont give him anything to drink
Stranger: of course not
Stranger: Goodbye!
Your conversational partner has disconnected."
Here goes nothin.
If you have any stories you would like to post, please email me at Batteriesnotinc2@aol.com
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